lets play “which download link is the real one”

(Source: puckermanfabray)

yllis:

Me when i try to make  a friend 

robosexualginger:

“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area

himapapaftw:

people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool

genowhirll:

time to go read my bedtime story

If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine's Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl's drink.

lulz-time:

 

Just to look at her act like:

Then watch the dude sit there like:

 

coepi:

things i am scared of doing: 

• ordering food in a restaurant 
• walking down a busy high street on my own 
• talking to people on the phone 
• eating in front of people 
• asking for help in a shop 
• meeting new people 
• being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know 

the future looks bright for me